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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t!
S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot.

You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t,
and tell others to eat s**t.

Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
between s**t and shineola.

There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t,
horse s**t, and chicken s**t.

You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t,
or duck when the s**t hits the fan.

You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.

Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
and some days are just plain s**tty.

Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.

You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.

You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!


Well S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head..........

Well, S**t Happens!!!
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Post by Kabane »

i think the word THE is closey followed there concidering before All that SHIT there is the
I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colours anymore I want them to turn black
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

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Post by whiteblazethecelt »

shit is a mint work, but fuck is better!!!
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Post by Satyn »

yeah i like fuck better :D
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Post by sargie »

all the grief i got for saying crap lol

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Post by Satyn »

sargie wrote:all the grief i got for saying crap lol
yeah its crap isnt it ... or should i say: it sucked :p
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Post by Goiby »

lol God Damn thand, arent you tired of always being wrong ? :P

Its most definatly the word 'Fuck'....Monty Python say so....and therefore it must be true :)

look i'll show you, Listen to this :P

http://www.upload2.com/?cmd=_viewer&file=8b8503bd9105c44860e565b4e01a294d.mp3&s=80e52

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Post by Moley:) »

You missed out sticks like S**T to a blanket .. i don't particularly understand it but we english have strange phrases ..

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Post by Rejecta »

Nothing like having a good shit in the morning.
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Post by Moley:) »

Dutch sailors created swear words anyway so it's more to do with the dutch language .. what ever they speak it's all greek to me!
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