funny one

Shi · Post by **Shi** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:32 pm

(note, I'm a hunter)

Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
[Party] Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
[Party] Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
[Party] Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal

A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
[Party] Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
[Party] Me: orders?
[Party] Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
[Party] Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
[Party] Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: ...
[Party] Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
[Party] Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)

Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.

Geralt · Post by **Geralt** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:41 pm

So, Shi, like, have you learned that shamans can heal you or are you still his pet?

Octagon · Post by **Octagon** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:41 pm

Gahn · Post by **Gahn** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:49 pm

Rofl, such a

Sharkith · Post by **Sharkith** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:51 pm

brilliant!!!

Shi · Post by **Shi** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:29 pm

Geralt wrote:So, Shi, like, have you learned that shamans can heal you or are you still his pet?

hehe

I had my moment of shame too

Back then when i was playing Alliance on US , i reported for speed hacking a dude that was chasing me in a form of a pirate or skeleton in a crazy pace.
Back then i didnt know that a shaman could drink this elixir from Gadget and he would keep this form even when shapeshifted into ghostwolf, thus fast running :satyn1:

Saxif · Post by **Saxif** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:42 am

Thas pretty funny dude, put a smile on my face despite having just come into work v tired

Alexandrinus · Post by **Alexandrinus** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:22 am

lol reminds me on my first weeks in daoc when i was in Spraggon Den ( 1 BM + 3 Droods) and i thought wow with 4 people we will mix up the whole mine in a very short time.
Then we get so 3-4 mobs aggro and only one to fight them, after this i told my brother, wtf these droods are really worthless they can kill a thing.....